I had my hair cut on the New Year’s Eve just to go with the flow. Incidentally, another friend was available at that time so we met at the very accessible mall in the north to, what else, watch another movie. This time we caught ‘Ang Tanging Ina Niyong Lahat.’ I initially wanted ‘Deperadas 2’ but I figured out that the theme of that movie would be suitable for the person I would meet the next day.
I was able to catch the first instalment of this family comedy and even watched the TV version so I know somehow the storyline. Narration has always been a friendly tool to explicitly bridge the gap in part-two’s like this. Initial part of the film explains where the older children are now, joking that Heart Evangelista now joins GMA, not the network but some global missionary group. Then the movie proceeds how the heroine Ina Montecillo (Ai-Ai de las Alas) struggles to make her children proud of her. She still does odd jobs until she becomes a chambermaid at the President’s Palace with the ever-reliable best friend Rowena (Eugene Domingo).
To cut the story short, Ina becomes the country’s president. Most of the punch lines (misquotes like ‘practice makes perfect but then again nobody’s perfect so why practice) are nothing new already because almost all of these were already shown in the teasers and said during her promotional activities. What makes the film really funny is Domingo. She is effortless in delivering her lines especially in that scene where she summons all Ina’s children for some purportedly serious talk.
Favorite side-splitting scenes include the classroom recitation of Ina with her law professor, Ina and Rowena’s tussle to see and to photograph the president, and all those scenes where Domingo is present.
New Year’s Day is another movie day. After a sumptuous lunch at grandma’s place, I headed to SM Megamall which I haven’t visited for some time since it is not that accessible as opposed to The North, and met with another friend whom I haven’t seen for epochs now. Took the road less travelled by via bus and was late for 30 minutes. No question or bargaining, it’s ‘Desperadas 2.’
I have never seen the original story so for the nth time, that narration and back-storytelling at the beginning really aided me to understand the movie’s context. The story revolves around the discovery and acceptance of the four half-sisters (which are all beautiful by the way and mind you I haven’t spotted any scene in the movie where one of them looks otherwise) that they still have a fifth half-sister. That last sister named Luga Luda, which is portrayed by Ogie Alcasid, is born and raised in an island called Kewlali (spelling unsure). By the by, Domingo is said to be the original choice for this character.
Luga Luda comes to the country to search for the love of her life. Of course, Luga Luda finds the man of her dreams (Carlo Guevara). That would be the guy who was bumped by Ruffa Gutierrez’ car. One funny scene is when Luga Luda first meets that guy and performs some rituals to awaken the guy by doing peculiar acts such as dancing while getting hair lice and farting, which are likewise gamely done by Gutierrez and Marian Rivera. Imagine beautiful and sophisticated ladies doing those hullabaloos. The story is straightforward: each of the sisters has her own problem and Luga Luda helps them individually and the four finally accept their last sister.
Funny scenes consist of all the scenes of Rufa Mae Quinto, specifically where she is invited to a Senate hearing and her mentioning of songs’ lyrics and authors’ famous lines. The way she delivers her line with that trademark sound is really comic for me. Rivera and Will Devaughn’s very realistic ‘I’m about to explode’ scene is also a favorite. The last wedding scene of Luga Luda is a runaway winner for the most hilarious (and memorable) part of the movie. Noteworthy still is the performance of Sofia Baars, the young lass who plays Gutierrez’ daughter. Baars convincingly sounds and acts like a little Gutierrez.
Another similarity of these sequels is the commercial placement. ‘Tanging Ina’ has a cheese advertisement in the end, with de las Alas saying that for the spaghetti to become tastier, more cheese is needed. Meanwhile, ‘Deperadas 2’ has yogurt (Iza Calzado), health drink, and Nesvita placement, this time with Rivera uttering her infamous TV ad line: beautiful.
So to rank all of the four movies I have seen this season, and considering all criteria such as acting, plot, cinematography, sound, make-up, etc., first place is ‘Baler,’ second is ‘Desperadas 2.’ Third and fourth are ‘Tanging Ina’ and ‘One Night Only’ respectively.
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